Heaven in Cake Form

My office recently relocated to a brand new building so some coworkers that work on the eastcoast sent us 2 HUGE giant cakes. (I'm not kidding, they were GIANT! I wish I had a picture to post so you could see the chocolately goodness!) It was a sweet, "Welcome to your new home" gesture. I, myself, wasn't going to have any cake since I already ate my Choco Taco from Blimpies.


Side note- I was a Choco Taco Virgin until today. I had never even heard of them until last week when Lindsey saw the Blimpies advertisement and freaked out!!! She told me the story of how her and Erika were poor room mates back in the day. They would scrape together any extra change they could find and put it to their "splurge on a tasty treat" fund. Which basically always went to a Choco Taco from Del Taco. Well, one sad day they were informed the choco tacos were discountinued from the menu. They were horrified and haven't seen them anywhere... until last week. So since Lindsey, Erika, and I all work together now, we restarted the tradition (being able to spend the $1.57 pretty easily) and each ate a wonderful choco taco! MMM! All 3 of us were in the break room relishing every bite when a co-worker, KaeCee, walked in. She asked about the Choco Tacos and Erika described them. "They're like a waffle cone shaped like a taco with vanilla ice cream and fudge inside and then dipped in chocolate." KaeCee made a comment on how good that sounded. We each agreed with a, "mmmmm!" as our mouthes consumed these chocolate treats. None of us spoke for a few seconds since we were all concentrating on the task at hand, when Erika said, "They even taste better than they sound!" Funny, and so-SO true!

Anyway, back to the point. Having had my belly happily enjoy the magic that is the Choco Taco, I wasn't really feeling the Chocolate cake. It looked good, I'll give you that, but I just didn't know if I could eat another large dose of sweets. Lindsey cut me a slice anyway and...Oh wow! It was soooooooooooooo good! I ate the entire generous slice alotted to me. It tasted EXACTLY like a ho ho, or more commonly known as a Little Debbie Swiss Roll. It was seriously like a HUGE slab of Ho Hos put into cake form. Mmmm, fantastic! Thank you Birmingham office!!

"Nick? That's an Interesting name." "Yeah, my dad thought of it while he was shaving."

Today I was sitting in my nutrition class where my ADORABLE teacher (who I LOVE and need to write a post dedicated to her cuz she's so freakin' awesome...) divided us up into groups. We all moved around and became acquainted with our group members. My group was still coming together and I overheard the following behind me:

Boy: What's your name?
Mary: Mary
Boy: Mary? As in the Virgin Mary?
Mary: (LOOOOONG PAUSE) Not in so many words, but yes.

Oh mann, that made me smile!

Life Imitates Art

When Lindsey and I were walking up the street with Billy and a handful of kids, (read about this story here) I was talking to one girl in particular that I love. The 10 year old girl is my next door neighbor named Brianne who is quite possibly the cutest girl I have ever met. The first time I talked to her, her and a friend were selling scented candles as an after school gig. These 2 girls were SO cute! They could have been selling shit and I would have bought it. Literally, I would have bought shit from them. They could have been marketing titanium toothbrushes and I would have ordered a case.
I had an additional run in with her when I came home from work one day. I had just pulled into my driveway when she went riding past me on her bike crying while favoring her right arm that was nestled into her side. She kept crying a mixture between "Ow!" and "Mom!" as she went running in her house. I stayed outside and talked to my dad for a bit, when she came out crying again. Apparently nobody in her family was home. My dad and I offered to help, but she didn't want anything to do with us. I went over and coaxed her into letting me take a look at her. It turns out she had fallen off of her bike and jarred/cut her thumb. I brought her inside, cleaned her up, slapped a band aid on and offered her an Oreo Cookie on her way out. (She declined the cookie even though I could tell she was tempted. I think it was the whole 'strangers with candy' issue that got her. I thought, "What will power! These are double stuffed... DOUBLE STUFFED!) Later that night she came over not once, but twice to thank me. The first was the sweetest thank you note left on my door. The second time I received some candy with a big hug. She is seriously the cutest girl.

Anyway, believe it or not, that wasn't the point of the post. I just got distracted and had to share how wonderful Brianne is. So, we're all walking up the street to take Billy to his bed and breakfast. Brianne and I are talking when I hear her say, "Jessica! Why are you walking?" I look to see a teenage girl sauntering in the middle of the street. She had just immerged from the dark and was walking directly underneath a half-assed-lit street lamp. She was wearing her tight revealing clothes (as so many teenage girls do) with very high heels that almost equaled the hight of her puffed hair atop her head that gathered in back to form a ponytail. She didn't aknowledge Brianne in the slightest. Instead she just kept at her slow steady pace as she cluthed her purse in one hand and took a drag from her cigarette. Brianne then said, "That's my sister. She's 18."

Oh mann, it was seriously a scene right out of a movie! All we needed was to see the dead beat loser of a boyfriend drop her off at the top of the street in his POS-barely running-Transam that he loves so much. What a beautifully scripted scene. Then we would see the dad in the front yard telling the rebellious daughter to cover up her belly mere seconds before she flips him off. And.... scene!

Not gonna lie, it was pretty entertaining to me. Enough so, that I wrote this post about it.

Stardust Overview

A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really. ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now that's a question.

Stardust- (Rated PG-13, 128 minutes) Synopsis- A young man ventures into an enchanted land to recover a fallen star in order to win the love of a young woman. While there, he runs into witches, pirates and various ghosts and magical creatures.

I had heard a lot of great things about this movie, so don't mind me if I was a little hesitant to watch for fear of a let down. The movie was enjoyable from the second it started with Ian McKellen narrating. Oh, he's fabulous. Right away the movie transforms you into another world that makes it more than easy to escape to. I found the movie to be very cute and sweet, but as the story line developed, I quickly became very invovled with all of the fantastical scenes. Pure delight!

The acting was absolutely fabulous. We'll start out with Michelle Pfeiffer as the witch. I LOVED her in this movie! You love to hate her. The thing I love about Michelle is she commands all of your attention while on screen. She is so much fun to watch and I love being fixated on her. As always, Michelle is strikingly beautiful, but along with that, boy can she act!

When Robert De Niro first came on screen I did one of those, "Oh yeah. I forgot he was in this." Now, nothing against De Niro, because he is truly a great actor, but he's never been someone that I've been stoked to see in a film... but after his portrayal of Captain Shakespeare I just might have changed my mind. I fell in love, IN LOVE with Captain Shakespeare! I wish he actually existed!

Claire Danes character was alright at first, but I really loved her character by the end of the film. (I have a soft spot in my heart for Claire from my days of watching My So-Called Life ever so faithfully as a preteen.)

The leading man, Tristan played by Charlie Cox was cute. I really liked him. I don't think I have seen him in anything, but he did a great job in having me feel comfortable with his character and wanting him to do well in all his niavity. I loved watching his character come into his own.

I had never seen Kate Magowan (who played Tristan's mother), but I LOVE HER! She is gorgeous and I loved how strong her character is. She's a female role that you wish you could be in real life. Strong, beautiful, smart, and all around wonderful!

The comic relief of the King's brothers was always welcomed and quite entertaining. My only complaint could be that I needed more of them, but really, I think they had the perfect amount of screen time.

I loved this movie! I was in the story from start to finish.The acting was dead on, the plot was interesting. I just can't say enough good things about this. I will definitely buy this movie when it comes out, and i'm sure love it more and more as I catch all the things I missed the first time around.

4 Popcorns

Stardust Movie Review

A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really. ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now that's a question.

Stardust- (Rated PG-13, 128 minutes. High Spoilers) Synopsis- A young man ventures into an enchanted land to recover a fallen star in order to win the love of a young woman. While there, he runs into witches, pirates and various ghosts and magical creatures.

I had heard a lot of great things about this movie, so don't mind me if I was a little hesitant to watch for fear of a let down. The movie was enjoyable from the second it started with Ian McKellen narrating. Oh, he's fabulous. Right away the movie transforms you into another world that makes it more than easy to escape to. I found the movie to be very cute and sweet, but as the story line developed, I quickly became very invovled with all of the fantastical scenes. It was so sweet when each of the story lines came together as they raced on foot, horse, and carriage to the star of the flim. Pure delight!

The acting was absolutely fabulous. We'll start out with Michelle Pfeiffer as the witch. I LOVED her in this movie! You love to hate her. The thing I love about Michelle is she commands all of your attention while on screen. She is so much fun to watch and I love being fixated on her. As always, Michelle is strikingly beautiful, but along with that, boy can she act! One of my favorite parts with Michelle is when she very first rejuvinates into a young beautiful female. She's checking herself out, then gives a little puckered lipped "Damn, I'm hot" look! Love it! I also had to chuckle that she was using her magic to do beauty touchups, which inturn, would actually age her. When she fixed her face to only have her boobs sag? Oh mann, I was rolling!

When Robert De Niro first came on screen I did one of those, "Oh yeah. I forgot he was in this." Now, nothing against De Niro, because he is truly a great actor, but he's never been someone that I've been stoked to see in a film... but after his portrayal of Captain Shakespeare I just might have changed my mind. I fell in love, IN LOVE with Captain Shakespeare! I wish he actually existed! I didn't catch on to his true character right away (and maybe I wasn't suppose to) but I was so amused as he yelled his threatenings to Tristan and the Star so his crew could hear. That was pretty funny, but to hear the thrilled reactions of the crew members? Holy crap. That just had me rolling! There were some chuckles in the theatre, but I BUSTED up laughing everytime the men cheered back in violent excitment. Then, to my surpise (as the movie did so much) suddenly we see the Captain had been pulling one over on his men. The captain is revealed to be a tender spirited man who only wanted to make his dad happy even though his love for fasion didn't mix with the life of a Lightening hunter. As his entire demeanor transformed into his true self, I just fell deeper in love with him with each spoken word. In fact, my hand raised to my chest over my heart, where it remained until the scene was over. So wonderful!

Claire Danes character was alright at first, but I really loved her character by the end of the film. (I have a soft spot in my heart for Claire from my days of watching My So-Called Life ever so faithfully as a preteen.) I loved how she couldn't contain her emotions and she would shine as her spirits lifted. I found this to be COMPLETELY adorable and began wishing that people did that in real life. Then I realized, "well shoot, some people already do that with blushing. OH SHOOT! I'm TOTALLY a blusher!" My blushing isn't near as endearing as her shining, but maybe I can train myself to think it is along the same line though and I too could be delightfully endearing at not hiding my true emotions.

The leading man, Tristan played by Charlie Cox was cute. I really liked him. I don't think I have seen him in anything, but he did a great job in having me feel comfortable with his character and wanting him to do well in all his niavity. I loved watching his character come into his own, and was a total pimp by tales end.

I had never seen Kate Magowan (who played Tristan's mother), but I LOVE HER! She is gorgeous and I loved how strong her character is. She's a female role that you wish you could be in real life. Strong, beautiful, smart, and all around wonderful!

The comic relief of the King's ghostly brothers was always welcomed and quite entertaining. My only complaint could be that I needed more of them, but really, I think they had the perfect amount of screen time. All of the death threats were so playful and in such a sporting/competitive mood. Oh mann, that was freakin' awesome. I loved how when each brother would enter the state of limbo it was such a, "Nice try, but you didn't make it to the end either sucka!"

This might seem a little weird to add, because I don't remember the specific dialouge, but I will share it anyway. After Tristan and the Star escape the clutches of the aweful witch, the wanna be king in question comes along the remains of the enchanted bed and breakfast where he finds Bernard, the farm boy shamlessly turned into a goat prior to becoming a young lady with bountiful breasts. Like I said, I don't remember the dialouge, but I do remember Bernard's answers to the prince's questions were making me laugh so hard! Oh Bernard.... you'll bury us all!

One of the COOLEST scenes in the entire movie (and there are a lot to choose from) is the showdown between our hero Tristan and the awesomely villanous witch. Seeing as how he was protected from any harm, it made things a lot more difficult for the witch to kill him. With the help of her wonderfully cunning mind and black magic- she raises the limp corpse of the last fallen king and uses him- via voodoo doll- in a fabulous sword fight scene. Oh mann! That was so cool! I'm sure the actor was hooked up to a network of cables to keep him upright, but also allowed him to be limp and limber. Mann, that scene was just absolutely incredible! Whoever thought that whole sequence up is a genius, and I could just kiss everyone involved because it was executed so well! It's always great to be entertained with something that you have never seen before. I'm sure they'll reveal the secrets behind it on the DVD, and I can't wait to see it!

Obviously, I loved this movie! I was in the story from start to finish. There were a few twist and tuns that kept you guessing (which is always great for me). The acting was dead on, the plot was interesting. I just can't say enough good things about this. I will definitely buy this movie when it comes out, and i'm sure love it more and more as I catch all the things I missed the first time around.

4 Popcorns

PS. Is it just me, or was Billy -the human form of the goat- (ha ha... BILLY GOAT! I loved that!) remind you a lot of Paul Giamatti? I'm just saying... they could be brothers!

Movie Review Guide

Chelsey's Movie Rankings:
1 popcorn- Hate it!
2 popcorn- Meh, it was alright.
3 popcorn- I like it.
4 popcorn- I REALLY like it!
Lord of the Rings Popcorn Tub- FREAKIN' LOVED IT!
Popcorn Kernel- equivalent to half a popcorn.

Spoiler Rankings

There is nothing I hate more than hearing too much about a movie before I see it. (Thinking of you handful of ushers regarding City of Angels!!!) Therefore I will label my reviews with the following spoiler rankings:

Mild- Very basic or generic reference to a scene(s) that doesn't give a lot of information/insight.
Medium- Specific references to the movie that regard specific scenes, characters and/or sequences that are deep in plot.
High- Will give away the ending, surprises, twists or turns. Or at least will go very in depth with the going ons. You know, all the good stuff you DON'T want to hear before you see the flick.

Overviews

These are basically very vague movie reviews (like what you would see in a newspaper) that don't go into any detail. In other words, I'll basically copy and paste from my spoiler reviews the parts that don't say anything major.

A few points that need to be addressed

• Let it be known that I am not picky with my movies. I am not a "critic" and therefore am not very "critical". I just go off of my own entertainment basis. However, that being said, I don't just HAND OUT Lord of the Rings Popcorn Tub ratings either! These are saved for the LOTRs (obviously) and Gladiators of the cinema world.


• I have a handful of actors that I LOVE. (Or obsess over, whatever) Because of this, my reviews of their movies might be a little (or a lot) bias, or shall we say... skewed? So, just be aware of this when I review a movie involving John Travolta, Antonio Banderas, Bruce Willis, Russell Crowe, Owen Wilson, and Viggo Mortensen. You have been warned.


• My first blog I contributed to, was with my best friend Carrie. We basically talked about movies we had seen, and the context was really more for ourselves than anyone else. However, if you want to take a peak, they can be seen at A Swift Flix in the Pants!

Hope you enjoy the movie reviews!

Sound the Alarm! Call Scottland Yard! Oh, and Lock the Doors... All of them!

A little over a month ago, everybody in my family was out of town with the exception of my adorable sister, Lindsey. My family has 3 dogs at my parents house and Lindsey agreed to spend the weekend at home ensuring the well being of these furry family members. Well one night Lindsey was getting ready for bed when she heard two of our dogs at the laundry room door which leads to the garage. Sierra is a Finish Spitz and she loves to bark. She barks at everything and anything! Her partner in crime is Sitka, an Alaskan Malamute. Sitka is the worlds sweetest dog who is always curious about what's going on around her, but her timid personality seems to get in the way of getting to the bottom of everything she would like. Well, both of these dogs were at the door and were excitedly prancing around and whimpering like they normally would when someone from the family comes home. Lindsey couldn't figure out why the dogs were doing this since everyone in the family was out of state. Lindsey went over to the door and opened it up, and announced loudly to the dogs, "See look! Nobody is-" when she saw a pair of shoes and shins as somebody lifted our garage door up. Hearing Lindsey's voice must have gave the intruder a fright because he dropped the door and took off running. What a bastard! Don't break into our house! Who does that? Anyway, Since then, we have been really careful about making sure the doors are all locked and the house is secured.


Let's jump to last night.


Lindsey and I had both gotten home from our long day of work, school, wedding receptions, and/or the gym. We sat in the dining room talking to one another as we heated up some left over dinner. When suddenly I hear a weird scratching noise coming from the back door. I stopped mid-sentenced and asked Lindsey if she heard that sound. We both listened intently. There it was again. A slight scratching noise. Sierra took off in a bounding leap to see what the noise could be. More scrathing. Lindsey and I looked at eachother and back at the door. What the crap is that? Our older sister Keri had left about 20 or 30 minutes prior to go to her boyfriend's house. Keri is quite the practical joker and always seems to be playing a prank on everyone. I asked Linds, "Do you think that's Keri?" The scratching, albeit faint, was still behind the back door. I was totally getting freaked out, but was also convinced it was Keri. I was so irritated that she would scare her sisters like that. Sierra and Sitka both stood by the door with their ears perked straight up as they intently listenend. "Quick" I whispered to Lindsey, "go lock the door!" Lindsey not being such a scaredy cat as I, quietly tip-toed over to the door. She very slowly extended her hand out and with a sudden jerk turned the deadbolt before her arm recoiled back into her body as she jumped away from the door. Lindsey then drew the blinds so we could peer out the window onto the back steps. "Wait" I whispered again. "We need to lock the other doors. I'll get the front door." We each took off with a purpose and had the house secured within seconds. We met back at the window, opened it up to look at the porch. Dammit! For a good... 10 plus years now we haven't had a screen on our back window. It was only within the last few months that we finally added a screen. (Much to my sadness too! In the winter we would often throw chopped carrots out to the dogs and laugh as they dived with their noses thrusting into the snow in search of a frosty vege treat.) With the screen up, we couldnt' see who was at the back door. "Hello?" I asked very forcefully (although inside I was petrified). No answer. "HELLO?" I called out again to the scratching pervert. What the hell? Is he gone? Has he moved on to the next house? Lindsey, feeling vulnerable in her bathrobe (during the first incident of someone trying to break in, she was in nothing but her bra and underwear since it's been so freakin' hot lately.) left to put some clothes on. I stood my post and kept watch for who only knows what could be sneaking around. I then saw something. It was directly beneath me. It was standing on the 4 by 4 outlining my dad's rosebushes. Is that... is that a cat? It suddenly bounded out onto the grass and slinked into the middle of the yard. It's a ferret!! Lindsey was back upstairs and couldn't help but clarify what I said as we shuffled Sierra into a back room so she wouldn't run out the back door. "A ferret?" she questioned. "Yes. A ferret!" We grabbed our flashlights and headed outside for a ferret hunt. As we followed the rustlings we heard now again, we were lead to the back corner of the yard where our irrigation ditch starts. Lindsey shown her flashlight at the base of the ditch where two eyes reflected back at us. The ferret froze for a second but soon came trotting over and eagerly began sniffing us. Unsure of how the ferret would react, Lindsey picked him up by the scruff of his neck. She had learned in her Vet Tech clas that this is a very comfortable position for ferrets. Sure enough, our little buddy just hung out as he dangled there. He just chilled. (It was serioulsy the cutest thing!) We weren't sure what to do with him. It was obvious he was somebody's pet, but being 11:30 at night we couldn't exactly call people asking if they misplaced such a lovable creature. We walked out to the front yard and began talking to our neighbor. He said some nieghbors at the top of the street had some ferrets. He pulled out his cell phone and called to see if they were missing one. All ferrets were accounted for, but they said they would watch the ferret until the rightful owners were found. So Lindsey and I , along with a parade of intrigued kids (ummm... isn't it way past your bedtime?) walked to the top of the street. Our ferret was content to be in his hanging position, and his body bobbed along as we trecked to his temporary bed for the evening. The next day Keri made some calls around the neighborhood. It turns out, our little buddy belonged to a family that lives in a new development circle just southwest of our property. They had already been in contact with the foster parents that day, and our cute friend (named Billy!) was already back at home living the high life. We were very excited to hear he had been reunited with his family. Lindsey and I have already decided that we will have to go say hi to Billy to see how the little tyke is doing. I just might take a camera so I can post a picture of how adorable he is!
So in hindsight (being 20/20 and all), we feel a little sheepish getting so freaked out over a little furry friend who was just looking for his way back home. But... better to be safe than sorry right? The news reported a sicko who mimicked a crying baby on single womens porches to lure them outside. And let's not forget the ever inventive Gideon (bless his beautiful hide) on "7 Brides for 7 Brothers" luring Alice away from her cozy fireplace as he meowed to the moonlight. Gotta be careful these days. Luckily all is well. The house was not invaded, Lindsey and I were not harmed, and most importantly- we are scheduling a playdate to see our new found friend- Billy. Except this time Billy, we'll come scatching at your door.

What Am I, Californian? I TOTALLY cheered in the theatre!

You know those days where you go to your local theatre for a cinematic adventure and it is just magical from the start? Well, that was me today. I went and saw the Bourne Ultimatum.... wait for it! I'll get to it in a second. But first, we have the Previews.

We had trailers for not 1, but 2... count them 2 Russell Crowe movies! We have the ever so sweet Cowboy Take Me Away Western 3:10 To Yuma (Sept. 7), and the the ever so popular mob type movie, American Gangster (Nov. 2). Being the Russell Crowe obsessive Freak that I am (Well, freak is a strong word, because how could anyone be a "freak" for appreciating the GREATNESS that is Russell? Am I not right? Seriously!) I had already scowered the web some time ago for when these trailers would be available, I had already seen them (Many a times!). HOWEVER, this was the first time I saw BOTH on the big screen. Oh, I was happy! I love you Russell!

Another Trailer started up. The screen was black with little bits of blue rays shooting out. I heard a voice. I quickly ran an audio scan to see if it matched with one of my main actors. It didn't. A second voice began to speak. BAM! Right away I knew it was Michael Caine. Michael Caine? BAM! THE NEW BATMAN MOVIE?!?! Sure enough! I could now see the Blue Rays of light were shooting out from behind the Bat signal. HELL YEAH! I was so not expecting this Teaser, but I was all sorts of hot and bothered after watching it! Can't wait for the summer of 2008! It's gonna be sweet! (PS, my apologies that I didn't recognise your voice at first Christian. It was sensory overload.)


Oh sweet mother! I love YouTube! What did I ever do without you? Check out this other Teaser I just stumbled across that actually SHOWS stuff!!!



Holy Crap I'm excited for The Dark Knight!

Now onto the Bourne Ultimatum. Okay, Really liked The Bourne Identity. Super good flick. The Bourne Supremacy. Meh. Honestly, it's a good show but I was (Spoiler right around the corner, oh no, so little warning!) PISSED that they killed off his girlfriend within the first part of the movie. So pissed in fact that I didn't enjoy the rest of it at all. AT ALL! Even with my cute Karl Urban in it, I still couldn't get over the fact that they killed her. Oh... BIG mistake. Who couldn't love our little European Run Lola Run chick Franka Potente? Anyway, I wasn't too excited to see the latest installment and I think it all ties back to the untimely death of Franka. So sitting in the theatre, I was thinking I wouldn't really get into. Yeah, I was so wrong, because this show rocked ass! It was really good. The acting by all (even Julia Stiles who I am not very keen on) was outstanding! There was plenty of action, lots of "oohs & aahs!" and of course some sweet fight and chase scenes. The Bourne Movies know how to do their Car Chase scenes I will give ya that! Great flick. You'll be entertained.

And... one day, but not tonight, I will work out the kinks and post my little Popcorn movie Rating. But not tonight. Not enough time to do what I need to. So until I give Ultimatum a proper popcorn rating, just know it's hella good and you need to watch it soon. DO IT!

Would ya look at that?

So, remember that Nancy Drew movie that came out? Well when I very first heard about it, I was kinda excited. Not gonna lie. I'm not exactly sure why. I only probably read one of her books as a kid. But... let's be honest, that is actually saying a lot because I didn't read as a child. (Or now for that matter) With the exception of the B.F.G., but who couldn't LOVE that book? Anyway, having had some kind of a childhood connection I did want to see the movie.

When I actually saw the preview for it, it wasn't as exciting as I would have hoped. Really, it looked pretty bad. Not terrible, but the potential of it being good had fallen considerably after seeing the preview. However, I still wanted to see it. But why? I mean, I did like how old fashioned she was. That, in and of itself was a draw to watch the show. However this still didn't explain my fascination for wanting to watch it cuz it looks... Yi!

Today I took a little gander at Bruce Willis on idmb.com and wouldn't ya know it? Bruce is uncredited in the show! See... LOOK! Right there, plain as day. Oh mann... I am very excited about this. I wonder who he could be? The principal? A Guidance Counselor? Old (hot) Man Pete down in the Trailer Park? Oooh... the possibilites are endless! So excited. Can't wait to Netflix this bad boy. Maybe i'll move it to the top of the list for whenever it comes out! That's a good idea!

Can't wait for your adventure Nancy with your cute oldschool clothes and your beautiful uncredited costar. Should be sweet!

To the Point

Went shooting up in Tooele where the following words were the only to be exchanged during my first meeting with a co-worker's trashed husband:

Trashed: How old are you?

Me: 24.

Trashed: Married?

Me: No.

Trahsed: Religious?

Me: Yes.

Trashed: Good for you.