Today I went to my parents sacrament and a new family in the ward gave talks and musical numbers. The dad played the guitar, which I loved! I have never seen someone play the guitar in sacrament before. Which I always thought was weird. You just get the piano/organ, flute or violin with an occasional harp. Why not the guitar? I don't think it's too crazy for sacrament. In fact, it was really beautiful today. I liked it.
Half way through the meeting I heard the little boy behind me "whisper" to his mom, "I have gum in my hair." Mom and I looked at one another and stiffled our laughter. So cute.
Later, I had to poke my head into mom's 11-year old primary class and give her the keys to my car. Mom said at the end of class one of the girls said, "Who was that pretty girl with the curly hair that came in here?" Oh, that totally made my day! I think back to when I was a kid and how beautiful the older girls were. It's weird to think i'm on the opposite side of that now, but I truly loved it! So sweet.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
SWF seeking new alternatives
It's nights like this where it is VERY apparent changes need to be made, but what will work effectively?
~Up the sessions with Dr. S to all day/everyday.
~Just hook me up to a Valume IV that will fit neatly in my backpack and will cart around with me nice and easy.
~Down as much Dark Chocolate (with plenty Antioxidants) as much as humanly possible.
~Seriously consider what my blog title suggests and become "Chelsey the Lush".
~Investigate the the benefits of electroshock therapy, deciding any and all side effects would be well worth it.
~Push all this deep down inside where I don't have to deal with it, then procrastinate resolving any issues by watching hours upon hours of Sex and the City... or at the very least the teaser!
Yup, that helped cover up the pain oh so nicely! Ahhh... How I love you Sex and the City.
Hello Lover!
Saturday, December 1, 2007
SOOOOO tired!
So... I have had a slew of topics that I wanted to blog about over the past 24 hours.
1- Killer snowstorm in Utah which has taken the lives of (let's go to the death count) 0 people. But I'm sure those figures will shoot up at any moment. DAMN YOU SNOW! No, but seriously. It's been a beast today.
2-How incredibly wierd and down right stupid it is to focus on one negative thing some ass face has said to you, when you are surrounded by so many people that sing your praises because they love, support, respect and accept you for who you are and never hesitate to be there for you no matter what. But... that post would be uber depressing.
3- My freakin' awesome Sports Nutrition Workshop that I went to today (even though it meant risking life and limb to get there... an hour late). Oh mann, so freakin' cool! I left so energized and added an additional notch to my "This is definitely my career of choice that will just fit me so well and take my anywhere I want in life" belt. Today I wore my BYU sweatshirt to the U after the Utes lost in a nailbiter game to BYU last week, and still managed to have a University of Utah Alumni get my number for her son.
4- BYU football. This is what I should REALLY talk about. But oh mann, I don't think I would shut up! There is so much greatness to talk about concerning that program! I never mentioned all the fantastical details of last weeks rivalry game and believe you me... there is A LOT to say. A LOT! Tonight we just beat SDSU making us 8-0 and undefeated in the MWC for the 2nd year in a row. Keeping our BCS hopes alive. Oh mann... so much to say there!
Instead I opt to share this short story.
In the shower just now, I was finishing up and pushed the handle in to stop the wonderful hot water spraying down upon me. :: sigh :: It felt so heavenly after a bone chilling day like today. I then stretched my foot forward, and pointed my toes along the drain as the remainding water dripped out of the faucet, trickling onto my toes. I thought to myself, "How strange. Why would I point my foot in an oh so seductive fashion as if someone were watching me- like I'm casually trying to gain their attention with my natural sexualities? It's just me in here." When out of nowhere my brain hit play on an audio recording where I hear Johnny Depp from Once Upon a Time in Mexico say, "Are you trying to give me a boner?" At this point I just started laughing in the shower. Oh mann... I would buy that movie for that scene alone. It cracks me up. He says it after his ex-girlfriend fires a gunshot in his direction. Ha ha! So awesome!
1- Killer snowstorm in Utah which has taken the lives of (let's go to the death count) 0 people. But I'm sure those figures will shoot up at any moment. DAMN YOU SNOW! No, but seriously. It's been a beast today.
2-How incredibly wierd and down right stupid it is to focus on one negative thing some ass face has said to you, when you are surrounded by so many people that sing your praises because they love, support, respect and accept you for who you are and never hesitate to be there for you no matter what. But... that post would be uber depressing.
3- My freakin' awesome Sports Nutrition Workshop that I went to today (even though it meant risking life and limb to get there... an hour late). Oh mann, so freakin' cool! I left so energized and added an additional notch to my "This is definitely my career of choice that will just fit me so well and take my anywhere I want in life" belt. Today I wore my BYU sweatshirt to the U after the Utes lost in a nailbiter game to BYU last week, and still managed to have a University of Utah Alumni get my number for her son.
4- BYU football. This is what I should REALLY talk about. But oh mann, I don't think I would shut up! There is so much greatness to talk about concerning that program! I never mentioned all the fantastical details of last weeks rivalry game and believe you me... there is A LOT to say. A LOT! Tonight we just beat SDSU making us 8-0 and undefeated in the MWC for the 2nd year in a row. Keeping our BCS hopes alive. Oh mann... so much to say there!
Instead I opt to share this short story.
In the shower just now, I was finishing up and pushed the handle in to stop the wonderful hot water spraying down upon me. :: sigh :: It felt so heavenly after a bone chilling day like today. I then stretched my foot forward, and pointed my toes along the drain as the remainding water dripped out of the faucet, trickling onto my toes. I thought to myself, "How strange. Why would I point my foot in an oh so seductive fashion as if someone were watching me- like I'm casually trying to gain their attention with my natural sexualities? It's just me in here." When out of nowhere my brain hit play on an audio recording where I hear Johnny Depp from Once Upon a Time in Mexico say, "Are you trying to give me a boner?" At this point I just started laughing in the shower. Oh mann... I would buy that movie for that scene alone. It cracks me up. He says it after his ex-girlfriend fires a gunshot in his direction. Ha ha! So awesome!
Monday, November 12, 2007
Wit-Woo! (You know... like a cat call whistle...)
Last night I had a dream that I had these killer legs with these freakin' huge, muscular calves that just rocked ass! They looked good... I mean... REALLY good! I was showing them off to everyone and strutting my stuff. I'd be like, "Hey... you wanna see something?" then BAM! I'd bust out a leg and give a little flex so they could see the work of art I was walking around on. Then I woke up this morning to my puny white chicken legs that I've always had.It was pretty depressing actually.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Damn Werewolf Shadow!
So... where to begin? I am not exactly... thrilled right now. Yeah, we'll go with that.
The Colts played the Chargers tonight and I was very eager to watch the game. After last week's loss to the Patriots, we really needed a good strong follow up win. The Chargers have struggled so far this season. They definitely aren't a bad team, but their 4-4 record leading to tonight's game would reflect otherwise. Anyway, point being I knew this wouldn't be an easy game, but I also knew we could win it.
Fastforward to 6:15 MST. My dad was watching TV downstairs, so I thought I would watch the game upstairs. My mom was talking to my grandma on the phone, and I thought, "No big deal. I'll just record it and start watching when Mom's off the phone. I can catch up." Well, this is a big no no for me! I, being pretty supersticious, try to watch games live as much as possible. I hate watching a delayed game because... well it's just not the same. Knowing that a team's fate has already been decided... well, it's just not the same.
I started watching the game... and whew! It was rough! By game's end Peyton had 6 INT. I'm sure our Defense was just exhausted, and let's not forget how we are missing a plethera of starting key players due to injuries. Due to a TD runback on the opening kickoff and a couple of INTs, the Colts found themselves trailing 7-23 at the half. Ugh. You know what's so freakin' cool though? They totally came back and were in that game! That's one of the things I love about the Colts. They don't just lay down and die. Not only do they put up a fight to get back in the game, they do it with determination and will power. They don't mutter around blaming the hard times on missing players. No. They just tighten their chin straps and say, "Let's get back to playing some Colt Football." I love that about them! Mann, talk about a group of men that are just an inspiration!
Anyway... I'm watching the game, and really enjoying it. It's 23-21 for the Chargers when the Colts reach the Redzone with under 2 minutes remaining in the game. Addai runs the ball and gets the first down to make it 1st and goal. Oh, wait a minute... maybe he didn't. They review the play and determine the ball was short of the 6 yard line and now it's 4th and inches. What the hell? I'll admit, the reply shows the refs originally gave him a favorable spot, but don't.... don't say we have the 1st down and then take it away. I believe Coach Tongy... HA HA! I just combined Tony Dungy's name to Tongy... that's awesome! Anywho... I believe "Tongy" said it best as I read his lips after they reversed the call, "You've got to be kidding me!" So at this point, it's like... what do you do? Well, you obviously have to go for the 3 and rely on your defense to stop any point response from the Chargers. I'm all geared up... ready for what will happen when...
My recording stopped. STOPPED! Right then at the game winning point. The DVR stopped recording my Colts game so it could start recording Werewolf Shadow. Some POS B-Rated movie that my dad had preset to record who knows when. So, I quickly try to switch to live TV because at this point I'm only 10 minutes or so behind live tv. I'm sure the ending was all over post game shows and ESPN. Instead of seeing what the final outcome was, I get an error saying I can't switch to live tv because Werewolf Shadow will stop recording. Dammit! This is the 2nd time you've stood in my way between the Colts and I! I should have just deleted the stupid show because it totally would have been justified. Instead, I hopped online to see that the FG attempt was far right and we lost 23-21.
You better pray you and I never meet Werewolf Shadow. I will take you down and I'm bringing my line with me!
The Colts played the Chargers tonight and I was very eager to watch the game. After last week's loss to the Patriots, we really needed a good strong follow up win. The Chargers have struggled so far this season. They definitely aren't a bad team, but their 4-4 record leading to tonight's game would reflect otherwise. Anyway, point being I knew this wouldn't be an easy game, but I also knew we could win it.
Fastforward to 6:15 MST. My dad was watching TV downstairs, so I thought I would watch the game upstairs. My mom was talking to my grandma on the phone, and I thought, "No big deal. I'll just record it and start watching when Mom's off the phone. I can catch up." Well, this is a big no no for me! I, being pretty supersticious, try to watch games live as much as possible. I hate watching a delayed game because... well it's just not the same. Knowing that a team's fate has already been decided... well, it's just not the same.
I started watching the game... and whew! It was rough! By game's end Peyton had 6 INT. I'm sure our Defense was just exhausted, and let's not forget how we are missing a plethera of starting key players due to injuries. Due to a TD runback on the opening kickoff and a couple of INTs, the Colts found themselves trailing 7-23 at the half. Ugh. You know what's so freakin' cool though? They totally came back and were in that game! That's one of the things I love about the Colts. They don't just lay down and die. Not only do they put up a fight to get back in the game, they do it with determination and will power. They don't mutter around blaming the hard times on missing players. No. They just tighten their chin straps and say, "Let's get back to playing some Colt Football." I love that about them! Mann, talk about a group of men that are just an inspiration!
Anyway... I'm watching the game, and really enjoying it. It's 23-21 for the Chargers when the Colts reach the Redzone with under 2 minutes remaining in the game. Addai runs the ball and gets the first down to make it 1st and goal. Oh, wait a minute... maybe he didn't. They review the play and determine the ball was short of the 6 yard line and now it's 4th and inches. What the hell? I'll admit, the reply shows the refs originally gave him a favorable spot, but don't.... don't say we have the 1st down and then take it away. I believe Coach Tongy... HA HA! I just combined Tony Dungy's name to Tongy... that's awesome! Anywho... I believe "Tongy" said it best as I read his lips after they reversed the call, "You've got to be kidding me!" So at this point, it's like... what do you do? Well, you obviously have to go for the 3 and rely on your defense to stop any point response from the Chargers. I'm all geared up... ready for what will happen when...
My recording stopped. STOPPED! Right then at the game winning point. The DVR stopped recording my Colts game so it could start recording Werewolf Shadow. Some POS B-Rated movie that my dad had preset to record who knows when. So, I quickly try to switch to live TV because at this point I'm only 10 minutes or so behind live tv. I'm sure the ending was all over post game shows and ESPN. Instead of seeing what the final outcome was, I get an error saying I can't switch to live tv because Werewolf Shadow will stop recording. Dammit! This is the 2nd time you've stood in my way between the Colts and I! I should have just deleted the stupid show because it totally would have been justified. Instead, I hopped online to see that the FG attempt was far right and we lost 23-21.
You better pray you and I never meet Werewolf Shadow. I will take you down and I'm bringing my line with me!
"Wherni lijen fuer plabakin weso crezuy Sharon!"
Yesterday I was finally able to go over to Laura's and Rich's house to see their cute little Boston. He is so stinkin' cute! Not only was I able to see the little tyke, but I was also able to hold him! For those of you who don't know, Laura had Boston... 8 weeks early? Okay, okay, so I'm a horrible friend and don't remember the exact date. He was only 2 lbs, 10 ounces when born. He had to stay in the hospital for awhile, but was finally able to come home right before Halloween. He's aound 6 lbs 10 ounces right now. Ooh, he's very very cute and I was very happy that I was able to hold and love him. He looks a lot like Laura I think!
Today I went to my parents ward and helped out with the kids in sacrament. Oh mann, that was interesting. They were both fighting over who got to sit on grandma's lap, (Parker would push Savannah away and say, "Go sit by Grandpa!") There was a scuttle over the cheerios, and my personal favorite was when Bishop Zander first got up to talk Parker questioned rather loudly to him, "What are you talking about?" Ha ha! That just about killed me! So funny!
On one last note, Lindsey just left to go see Ozzie "Wherni lijen fuer plabakin weso crezuy Sharon!" Osbourne and White Zombie in concert. Guess how she left? Sportin' a cute BYU hoodie and BYU beanie. I love her!
Today I went to my parents ward and helped out with the kids in sacrament. Oh mann, that was interesting. They were both fighting over who got to sit on grandma's lap, (Parker would push Savannah away and say, "Go sit by Grandpa!") There was a scuttle over the cheerios, and my personal favorite was when Bishop Zander first got up to talk Parker questioned rather loudly to him, "What are you talking about?" Ha ha! That just about killed me! So funny!
On one last note, Lindsey just left to go see Ozzie "Wherni lijen fuer plabakin weso crezuy Sharon!" Osbourne and White Zombie in concert. Guess how she left? Sportin' a cute BYU hoodie and BYU beanie. I love her!
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Cosmo Reloaded
After every 3rd quarter of the BYU Home Games they play a little episode on our Jumbo-tron to this Cosmo adventure. I freakin' love it! It cracks me up! I...
1) LOVE Cosmo! He is just so stinkin' cute.
2) LOVE all the Rated R movie references that i'm sure half of the BYU students haven't seen.
3) am digging all the BYU Legend cameos. Freakin' awesome!
I don't know how to just add the videos, so you'll have to go to the website. It's worth checking out. So cute! (Click on "Cosmo Reloaded" at the top and then you'll have to go into the archive section to see the first episode.)
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1) LOVE Cosmo! He is just so stinkin' cute.
2) LOVE all the Rated R movie references that i'm sure half of the BYU students haven't seen.
3) am digging all the BYU Legend cameos. Freakin' awesome!
I don't know how to just add the videos, so you'll have to go to the website. It's worth checking out. So cute! (Click on "Cosmo Reloaded" at the top and then you'll have to go into the archive section to see the first episode.)
Vote Cosmo
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